Great news! Wonderful news! Fantastic development in the never ending struggle for world peace! It looks like Israel and the Obama administration have mended their damaged friendship! Oh, people, what a delight to pass this on. I bring you glad tidings of good cheer!

Of course…Israel had to make a few “minor concessions.” She had to agree to lighten up on her blockade against terrorist supplies going into Gaza. To Obama, this is a good start. Next, he will press Israel to unravel her blockade even more and then, naturally, Israel must finally grant that separate Palestinian state which will include giving half of her capital city of Jerusalem to the Palestinians. The Palestinians have proven themselves to be such good neighbors, I’m sure the two countries will live in harmony forever and ever.

Hey, Israel, if you really want to please our current president, maybe you can promise to give up your entire country. Just allow the Arabs to take all your land and all your homes and all your lives. Then, at long last, there will be peace. True, you’ll be dead, but at least you’ll be spared another U.N. resolution. You’ll also incur the favor and eternal gratitude of the wisest, most moral president ever to grace our fair planet.

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