{"id":5113,"date":"2010-09-21T06:24:19","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T02:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/?p=1695"},"modified":"2010-09-21T06:24:19","modified_gmt":"2010-09-21T02:24:19","slug":"well-always-have-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/2010\/09\/21\/well-always-have-paris\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;ll Always Have Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>September 21, 2010<\/p>\n<p>The news is abuzz with talking heads and in-depth analysis: Why was Paris Hilton spared a mandatory vacation in jail for the possession of cocaine?\u00a0 Why was she instead offered the consolation prize sentence of community service and a $2000.00 fine?<br \/>\n<strong><em><br \/>\nBECAUSE SHE&#8217;S PARIS HILTON !!!<\/em><em> THAT&#8217;S WHY!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Others would have done jail time. Which others?\u00a0 You know&#8230;The one&#8217;s who aren&#8217;t as pretty, or aren&#8217;t as famous, or aren&#8217;t as rich, people who would have found even the monetary penalty difficult to come up with.\u00a0 What is $2000.00 to Paris Hilton?\u00a0 About the equivalent of\u00a0 $2.95 plus tax is to the rest of us, barely enough to buy a Slurpee at 7-11.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well. Maybe now that this riveting story is over, our news networks can try talking about something they haven&#8217;t had time to get to lately: News.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>September 21, 2010 The news is abuzz with talking heads and in-depth analysis: Why was Paris Hilton spared a mandatory vacation in jail for the possession of cocaine?\u00a0 Why was she instead offered the consolation&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","category-bobsmusings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobsiegel.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}