A Guaranteed Fortune Cookie

I don’t really believe in fortune cookies. I love Chinese food but the only supernatural predictions I take stock in come from God or anyone authenticated as God’s prophet.

Nevertheless, we’ve all looked at fortune cookies just for the fun of it. Usually they tell us about the great prosperity coming our way, a tough sell these days.

Still, there is one fortune which restaurants have missed for years, and it’s a pity, for this one would prove to be dead on accurate.

Imagine finishing your dinner of sweet and sour shrimp. You open your fortune cookie and inside it says, “You will be hungry again one hour from now.”

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