Somebody Had To Finally Say This

The world has been silent long enough, and I, along with the cowardly world, have refrained from my own passionate expression of outrage, but I can be silent no longer, for this is a matter that hits all of us exactly where we live, rich or poor, male or female, Jew or Greek. May I be bold enough to assume that your hearts will tunefully resonate with what I feel convicted say, singing along in perfect harmony.

You ready? OK, here goes:

The person who came up with the idea of replacing paper towels in public restrooms with those air dryers, activated (sometimes but oftentimes not) by gently placing our hands in a certain curved position under the device, should be strung up by his thumbs!

There, I said it and I feel much better.