You’re going to love this one: A special outdoor rally was planned in Australia. The purpose: To show solidarity against the world’s greatest threat. Exactly what is this threat? Militant Islam? Supression of free speech?  Russia trying to turn itself into the Soviet Union again?  Wrong on all three accounts. Thank you for playing. We still have lovely luggage for you. And now, the correct answer, in fact, the Politically Correct answer: That horrible menace is Global Warming.

Only one problem. People did not show up for the event in record numbers as anticipated. Truth be told, the turn out was rather dismal and the festivities were eventually discontinued. Why? Well, it seems that in Australia, they experience Winter this time of the year, as they have for countless centuries. The outdoor rally against Global Warming was cancelled because it was too cold outside.

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