Throughout human history, whenever brave souls (certainly braver than I) have been adventurous enough to try some new exotic dish, the words that provide courage and lure them in for the kill are, “Try it. It tastes just like chicken.”

Yeah…Right…Chicken.  Frog legs taste like chicken. Snakes taste like chicken. Probably termites taste like chicken.

I have a theory: Maybe all foods really taste the same and chicken just happens to be the first thing people ever ate.

OK, not the most important subject in the world, but I’ve felt the need to get this one off my chest for years.

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