A brief thought for the day: Here’s an idea: Maybe movie theater refreshment stands could start selling gasoline. We could get it right in the lobby, put the gas in plastic containers, and then carry it out to the parking lot to fill our tanks.

Why such a radical plan? Because fewer people would complain about the skyrocketing gas prices. They would blend in to prices we have already grown accustomed to:

Box of Mild Duds: $87.00
Box of Hot Tamales $73.00
Large Pop Corn: $99.95 plus tax (Remember; That’s still a deal, because you can get it with extra butter. OK, extra melted whale lard.)

This is Bob Siegel, with plans to help the good ol’ USA.

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